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Trenton Hickman, semifinalist
We Regret to Inform You
that during the most romantic years of your otherwise
scuffed shoe life, you will be played
by your understudy to rave reviews.
We regret to inform you that the kindnesses
your starched colleagues lavish upon you at work
have not been genuinely sweet but laced
with aspartame. Phenylketonurics beware. We regret
to inform you that though we had many fine applicants
for poet-prophet, you were not one
of them. Human resources
will keep your syllables of saxifrage
on file. We regret to inform you
that we mistakenly awarded you true love
with “Karen,” when the correct match
should have been “Maren.” Our sincerest condolences
would fly out post-haste to Maren as well, if we were able
to wake her from the fugue of a misplaced life,
that haphazard constellation of days
that feel to her like a missed button, a crawling
at the back of the neck, as if a stranger in China
had accidentally called out the flower of her name.